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Succulent....  

secret_lade 47F
12785 messages
17/8/2021 16h13
Succulent....


Is it just me? Or, does this word sound a little....

Sinful.

I was checking out the house plants when I heard a male voice ask from behind me....

"Are you looking for anything in particular?"

"Yes, I kind of need something hearty, easily taken care of. I was thinking..... A succulent?"

I turned just in time to see my sales guy turn five shades of red.

Chuckling a little, I said it again.

"Succulent."

"Ok, now you're just being mean."

I half heartedly apologized but couldn't contain my laughter. This was BY FAR the funniest thing I'd seen all day.

Happy Tuesday!

secret_lade 47F
8048 messages
31/8/2021 3h54

    Citer Sakwes77:
    I suspect the word was not the only reason he reacted the way he did.

    I've seen pictures of you, I'm pretty sure that if I met you in person I'd blush too.

    Why? Well because it's embarrassing when one's body reacts when you don't want it to.
    That word would only make it worse.
Thank you for stopping by today.... I've met a few guys that made me blush, too... So I can totally understand the feeling.


Sakwes77 67H
129 messages
30/8/2021 6h50

I suspect the word was not the only reason he reacted the way he did.

I've seen pictures of you, I'm pretty sure that if I met you in person I'd blush too.

Why? Well because it's embarrassing when one's body reacts when you don't want it to.
That word would only make it worse.


secret_lade 47F
8048 messages
19/8/2021 15h24

I made it a point to use it in a sentence at work yesterday. OMG.... That was funny. It was at lunch and the person I was talking to said "You know I don't like those big words. English please." Ha ha ha ha


secret_lade 47F
8048 messages
19/8/2021 15h22

    Citer CL_Love:
    Grins - I might have to go shopping for some plants soon. LOL
I'll keep my fingers crossed that you get this guy... He was pretty entertaining. LOL


secret_lade 47F
8048 messages
19/8/2021 15h21

    Citer mc_justmc:
    It must sound sexual, look at all the creeps this post attracted.
Even Heathen made an appearance!! Who woulda thunk it??


secret_lade 47F
8048 messages
19/8/2021 15h20

Ooh! Word play!!


secret_lade 47F
8048 messages
19/8/2021 15h19

    Citer nsnguystill:
    OMG! OMG! i just love the way you wrote Succulent!
    so hot
    so erotic
    i just can't catch my breath!!
I didn't even need to moan.... LOL


citizen4722 63H  
72706 messages
18/8/2021 12h28

It does have a certain ring to it


CL_Love 48H/48F
283 messages
18/8/2021 6h49

Grins - I might have to go shopping for some plants soon. LOL


mc_justmc 61H  
6752 messages
18/8/2021 4h07

It must sound sexual, look at all the creeps this post attracted.


spunkycumfun 61H/66F
37910 messages
18/8/2021 3h51

The word succulent sucks!


secret_lade 47F
8048 messages
18/8/2021 2h46

    Citer Pegsarefun:
    If you had moaned before or after saying succulent that would have been teasing
There was no moaning involved so it was not teasing. LOL


secret_lade 47F
8048 messages
18/8/2021 2h46

    Citer boobwhisperer69:
    Were you making a circle with your fingers near your mouth by ant chance????
LOL Nope, no circles. I did wave a fly away and nearly drop one of the plants... Does that count??


nsnguystill 69H
327 messages
18/8/2021 2h45

OMG! OMG! i just love the way you wrote Succulent!
so hot
so erotic
i just can't catch my breath!!

there is a world of difference between insane and stupid


secret_lade 47F
8048 messages
18/8/2021 2h44

    Citer Uncutejosi:
    I also love it juicy and like to swallow because I'm thirsty .. and my tongue gets nervous
    happy wednesday
Happy Wednesday!


secret_lade 47F
8048 messages
18/8/2021 2h43

    Citer positively4you:
    Were you licking your lips when you said it? 🤔
My back was turned to him when I first said it, actually. I didn't see his reaction until I turned to look over my shoulder. My true impression was, he was more embarrassed that he didn't really know what a succulent was and not over the word itself. It was me, I'm the one who twisted it.


secret_lade 47F
8048 messages
18/8/2021 2h38

Hmmm.... I guess the throaty, low toned drawl isn't the correct approach?? Ha ha ha ha

Yah, no, I said it normally. LOL


secret_lade 47F
8048 messages
18/8/2021 2h36

    Citer justskin1:
    Well, I have to admit that the word is rather sensual but certainly not one to cause embarrassment. You have me wondering how young the man was and what sort of erotic thoughts were running through his head when he asked his question. I will also entertain the possibility that you have a very, very sexy voice.
He was about my age, so, not super young or anything. I really do think he didn't have much experience working in that department and that may have had more to do with it all. We spent quite a bit of time reading the information tags before I landed on the 3 plants I purchased.


secret_lade 47F
8048 messages
18/8/2021 2h28

    Citer RainMan2K:
    I suppose it depends on how you say it. In any event, I expect he enjoyed it!
I'm pretty sure I said it normally. I think I was just approached by someone who didn't normally work in that department and wasn't expecting to hear words like 'succulent'. LOL


secret_lade 47F
8048 messages
18/8/2021 2h24

I ended up buy 3 potted ones for the Spawn's bedroom... Hence the need for it to be a hearty plant! It's gotta live in some harsh conditions.


secret_lade 47F
8048 messages
18/8/2021 2h23

    Citer 69ereatwetpussy:
    Where would I find the most Succulent part of your body
    Would you enjoy sharing your Succulent with me.
    How Succulent Are to out right now lololololol.
Oh my.... That's a lot of 'succulents'. Ha ha ha ha


secret_lade 47F
8048 messages
18/8/2021 2h21

    Citer pagancountrygirl:
    He should be thankful you didn't ask for something....prickly.
I *was* standing near the cactuses.... Just sayin'..... Ha ha ha ha


secret_lade 47F
8048 messages
18/8/2021 2h20

    Citer lonlyforlove2:
    Did the guy not know of he many popular types of succulents he most likely was standing around.? Or did you say it in a sultry way?. It should have not sounded sinful to a sales person in a garden center... but one never knows..
This was at Wally World.... I don't think they are very selective in who is chosen to work in what department. I was more surprised that an actual employee asked me if I needed help.


secret_lade 47F
8048 messages
18/8/2021 2h15

I'm thinking it was not...


secret_lade 47F
8048 messages
18/8/2021 2h14

    Citer lindoboy100:


    Was his name Len and he thought you were asking him a question?
I never saw a name badge but I don't think his name was Len. LOL


Pegsarefun 43H
70 messages
17/8/2021 23h58

If you had moaned before or after saying succulent that would have been teasing


boobwhisperer69 58H  
7488 messages
17/8/2021 21h42

Were you making a circle with your fingers near your mouth by ant chance????


Uncutejosi 66H  
194 messages
17/8/2021 21h08

I also love it juicy and like to swallow because I'm thirsty .. and my tongue gets nervous
happy wednesday


positively4you 72F  
4426 messages
17/8/2021 20h12

Were you licking your lips when you said it? 🤔


Heathen_G 62H
7949 messages
17/8/2021 19h10

People don't ordinarily show embarrassment when that word is spoken. The guy obviously wanted to have sex with you, or was thinking about sex with you.


justskin1 69H
12640 messages
17/8/2021 18h45

Well, I have to admit that the word is rather sensual but certainly not one to cause embarrassment. You have me wondering how young the man was and what sort of erotic thoughts were running through his head when he asked his question. I will also entertain the possibility that you have a very, very sexy voice.

If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.


RainMan2K 63H  

17/8/2021 18h33

I suppose it depends on how you say it. In any event, I expect he enjoyed it!


topherific 58H
5070 messages
17/8/2021 18h28

great word; cool plants


69ereatwetpussy 59H
5840 messages
17/8/2021 17h38

Where would I find the most Succulent part of your body
Would you enjoy sharing your Succulent with me.
How Succulent Are to out right now lololololol.


pagancountrygirl 63F
5981 messages
17/8/2021 17h18

He should be thankful you didn't ask for something....prickly.

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


lonlyforlove2 78H
33378 messages
17/8/2021 17h13

Did the guy not know of he many popular types of succulents he most likely was standing around.? Or did you say it in a sultry way?. It should have not sounded sinful to a sales person in a garden center... but one never knows..

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missingthe_y 62H
62 messages
17/8/2021 17h11

Perhaps his name was 'Lent'.


lindoboy100 58H
23738 messages
17/8/2021 16h50



Was his name Len and he thought you were asking him a question?

Pull ma finger.........


secret_lade 47F
8048 messages
17/8/2021 16h14

Is it just me? Or, does this word sound a little....

Sinful.

I was checking out the house plants when I heard a male voice ask from behind me....

"Are you looking for anything in particular?"

"Yes, I kind of need something hearty, easily taken care of. I was thinking..... A succulent?"

I turned just in time to see my sales guy turn five shades of red.

Chuckling a little, I said it again.

"Succulent."

"Ok, now you're just being mean."

I half heartedly apologized but couldn't contain my laughter. This was BY FAR the funniest thing I'd seen all day.

Happy Tuesday!


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